In a vessel of your choosing (preferably one not cursed), combine all ingredients but Kraken Black Spiced Rum. Add one lone ice cube, just enough to chill the soul, and shake it as if you’re warding off The Beast itself. Pour into glass. Let it settle, then crown it with crushed ice, like you would bones over a watery grave. Then add the float of Kraken Black Spiced Rum. Garnish with a pineapple wedge and a cherry, symbols of vibrancy, now lost to the deep.