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Size Chart T-Shirt

$24.99 $14.99

This handsome T-shirt features the Kraken size chart, a helpful reference tool that professional educators recommend wearing on your person at all times. The design stretches from a front image of the Empire State Building around to the back, revealing the fantastic size of the Kraken compared to its tiny human prey. Printed on an American Apparel tri-blend T-shirt in distressed grey, the Kraken Size Chart T-Shirt has one hole for each of your arms and an additional hole for your head, giving the wearer maximum dexterity and visibility.

Kraken Black Spiced Rum
I swear to be of Drinking age and strong of nerve.