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The Kraken Longboard


Whether you’re frantically attempting to outrun the Kraken on land or commuting to your day job as a United States Senator, The Kraken Longboard will provide a sleek, stylish, and speedy conveyance for all your travel needs. Constructed from the same indestructible synthetic fibers used to produce underwater longboards for Navy Seals (not true), The Kraken Longboard is guaranteed to help you outpace mythical beasts, regular beasts, or creditors trying to collect your student loans. Grip tape not included.

The Kraken Longboard features:
– 7 ply bamboo and maple deck
– 180MM Fastrack Tracker trucks
– 70mm high quality urethane slide wheels
– ABEC 7 bearings

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