Kraken Black Spiced Rum

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Gear Tank Top


Do friends call you “snooty”? “Old-fashioned”? A “fuddy-duddy”? Perhaps that’s because you insist on wearing formal T-shirts to Tank Top occasions. You’ll go from stick-in-the-mud to life-of-the-party in six seconds with the Kraken Gear Tank Top, a hand-constructed garment guaranteed to win lifelong friends – and mercilessly destroy lifelong enemies. The Kraken Gear Tank Top is also fireproof (no it’s not).

Kraken Black Spiced Rum
I swear to be of Drinking age and strong of nerve.