Kraken Black Spiced Rum

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Gear T-Shirt


Stop hiding those powerful triceps from your fellow vice-presidents at the bank. Display your heavily oiled muscles proudly, in this understated, handsome Kraken Gear T-Shirt. Made from industrial-grade cotton so black it can only be milled between noon and 2pm, The Kraken Gear T-Shirt is specially crafted to withstand the rigors of wild nights out, fun nights in, and oral arguments before the U.S. Supreme Court.

Kraken Black Spiced Rum
I swear to be of Drinking age and strong of nerve.