Kraken Black Spiced Rum

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Dinner Plates (Set of four)


Introduce a touch of elegance and an element of mortal danger to your table with this gorgeous set of four dinner plates. Featuring one-of-a-kind scientific renderings of The Kraken’s digestive system and gustatory regimen, these plates are carved from the world’s rarest porcelain deposits, located thousands of feet beneath the ocean floor. Kraken Dinner Plates have been thoroughly tested for use at tea parties, dinner parties, birthday parties, supper clubs and country clubs, and will sit comfortably under several major food groups (no yams please).

Kraken Black Spiced Rum
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