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Kraken Tentacle Bookends


Celebrate your bold imagination while showing off your totally-not-imaginary ability to read with these stately and elegant Kraken Bookends. Banned by nearly all the world’s libraries (thank you Lichtenstein!), these bookends are guaranteed to terrify your grandma’s book club—or the patients in the waiting room of your cosmetic dentistry practice—into submission. The Kraken Bookends are precision-milled to support recipe books, novels, memoirs, notebooks, pamphlets, tracts and creeds. Does not hold up oversized or heavy books (e.g. textbooks). We will not take responsibility for any books that get scared and jump off the shelf of their own accord.

Kraken Black Spiced Rum
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