Release The Kraken Flask
Freed from the inconveniences of a large and weighty bottle, owners of this Release The Kraken Flask are free to roam the earth, dispensing justice—or, as the case may be, delicious Kraken Rum—from its spout. Constructed from molten stainless steel, blackened by the sea’s most evil anodization process, and emblazoned with user-friendly instructions to “Release The Kraken,” this 6 oz. flask is guaranteed to improve front pockets, back pockets, pocketbooks, hollowed-out books, and fanny packs. Ships in a beautiful gift case with handy funnel. Drink responsibly, lest we be forced to confiscate your flask while your friends subject you to merciless taunts.